Fancy being told where and how to travel?
Although this position is at the bottom of the employment ladder, advancement is always possible
since demand is outstripping supply for this much maligned position. With an exemplary performance, you could one day
dream of being despised as a Convenor. The work is excruciating, the conditions are difficult and no pay is offered, but successful
candidates may be given plenty of bologna. You may suffer bruises to your ego, blows to your stamina, and obnoxious
slurs on your character, but months of suffering will toughen up your skin to a leather-like quality. The chance to be immortalized
by being stoned or boiled in oil are just some of the perks offered.
Are you that special person we're looking for?
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